In Iraqi War Scenario, Oil Is Key Issue. that headline has to be the most obvious statement since, well, Violence Mounts Across Kashmir As Election Nears
. in case you didn't realize, it's specifically tailored for that guy that's been frozen in antarctica for the past 600 years. honestly, i couldn't even bring myself to read the whole article.
and just because i feel like being generous (reena took me to get a massage (birthday present) this morning and it's put me in an astoundingly good mood), some more highlights from this morning's bathroom reading:
and this. which, i didn't see in the bathroom, obviously.