note to self #1: even if you have always gone to the hair cuttery, and have yet to be permanently scarred, the fact that your friends constantly suggest that you try someplace a little more "mature" might be a hint that you have notoriously bad hair cuts. maybe it's time to try something new.
note to self #2: next time you walk into the hair cuttery (in chantilly, nonetheless), trust your intuition when it screams the lady heading towards you with scissors in hand is cross-eyed! run! Run! RUN!
note to self #3: there are worse things than looking like a recently "initiated" medieval choir boy. the sun's rays could be ready to roast the earth as our poles flip.
note to self #4: stop reading the news.