i dunno why, but this is one of the best fucking things i've read in a long while. from whit:
101 new words from the past decade... and a competition from the BBC to write a 150 word story with them.
It was in Trekkie detox that I first heard the F-word. Some egghead wizard who'd been pissed off since the Blitzkrieg was caught in an acid tailspin. He was doing beatbox karaoke to bossa nova punk, dressed in trainers and a Wonderbra.
It would have been avant garde but this Botox beatnik, with his bling-bling and
gangsta kitsch, looked like a Big Apple cyborg. He wanted a love-in with the
It-girl, he wanted to sex-up a microchip. How do you dumb down Generation X?
Some hippy ceasefire? Smoke the DNA spliff and say "Cheerio!" to the
cheeseburger blues? Get hip to the green genes: Watergate was ad-lib
brainwashing, toyboy powerdressing. From the fast-food to the non-U bagel, it's
an axis of evil that thrives on sex. Anyways, it's all in my text message; you
can read it later.